Puns

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What tree has the most bark?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

How do you grill cheese?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?