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a little wooden bowl, overflowing with walnuts, atop a wooden table
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How do you make a walnut laugh?
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two glass dishes full of vanilla yogurt, near two silver spoons and a blue checkered napkin
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Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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3 pairs of hands outstretched, holding a piggy bank, wallet, credit cards, and a phone
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Where does water do all its banking?
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a sky of clouds, in the shape of a winged angel
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Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
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an ornate chapel with tall domed ceilings, stained glass windows, and arched columns
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What's the most expensive plate in church?
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three wooden barrels, sitting atop a wood surface, against a brown background
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What type of barrel breaks easily?
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a persons hand holding a pair of scissors against a blue background
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Why are scissors so forgiving?
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the back of a police officer, wearing a police vest, with an illuminated cop car in the background
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What do you call a flying police officer?
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a partially opened book with a blue binding, against a blue background
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A book just fell on my head.
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a desk space neatly organized with various colorful office supplies like pens, paper clips, etc.
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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
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a large brown horse with a rotund midsection
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Why did the mare gain weight?
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a world globe sitting in front of a large map backdrop
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What is the coolest country?
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a blue-green beta fish with a large red tail fin
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Who granted the fish a wish?
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snowy, cloud-covered mountains
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How are mountains able to see?
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a close-up of many different U.S. dollar bills of various amounts
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Where do vampires keep their money?
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a bird's eye view of a person laying on the green grass with their hands behind their head
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What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
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a scuba diver swimming next to a coral reef with fish surrounding it
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What do scuba divers wear to bed?
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a bird's eye view of a turquoise river surrounded by thick green trees
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What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
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6 white balloons and 1 red balloon against a light teal backdrop
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Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
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sun shining through an empty prison cell's window
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Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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a tea party setup complete with sandwiches, macarons, and a tea kettle
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What should you wear to a tea party?
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four Japanese Macaque monkeys in the water
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What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
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a man wearing a blue sweater holds his hand to the side of his mouth, telling a secret
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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
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two bats flying in a dark cloudy sky
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What game do bats excel at?
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a close-up of a baseball sitting on a baseball field
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Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
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a bunch of various colorful candies
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How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
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8 bowls of various breakfast cereals on a table
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What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
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a full moon behind dark clouds
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When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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a table set with a plate of eggs and bacon next to toast, coffee, orange juice, grapefruit slices, and berries
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Where does breakfast live?
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empty tables in a restaurant set for dining
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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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a statue of an angel superimposed over an image of glowing clouds
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What kind of water does an angel like?
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a close-up of a Labrador against a white background
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Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
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a black and white border collie in a meadow
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How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
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a close-up of dozens of red roses
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We had a discussion about roses.
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Mickey Mouse poses for the camera against a red backdrop
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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a cat peering over a table at a mouse with its back turned
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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
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the word "verbs" written with scrabble letters, laid atop a spread of other scrabble letters
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Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
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an orange bike laying upside down on the pavement of an alley with cars parked in the background
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Why did he change his bike's tires?
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a person stretching as they sit up in their bed in the morning, facing away from view
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What might you call waking up in the morning?
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a depiction of a striped tub of popcorn spilling out near a movie clapper, red cup, blue tickets and a pair of 3D movie glasses
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Where do mermaids see movies?
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a close-up of a person typing on an open laptop with a phone and cup of coffee nearby
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What did the computer do at lunchtime?
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a close-up of a bee on a purple flower
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What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
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a close-up of a hammer hitting a nail
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Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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lots of colorful letter blocks grouped together
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What's the scariest letter?
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a child wearing a ghost costume
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Why are ghosts always in trouble?
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a close-up of a person wearing a graduation cap
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Where do belly buttons go to college?
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a bike with a basket on the front full of flowers
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
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a stack of books against a green background
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Where do books sleep?
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a dog dressed in a ghost costume holds a trick or treat bucket in its mouth
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
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a depiction of the same set of trees during the four different seasons
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What season begins with a thud?
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