Puns

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What shape is bad at driving?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why are all priests fit?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?