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Why was the broom late for school?
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What do sheep say when they're in love?
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What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
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What washes up on miniature beaches?
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Why are boxers good comedians?
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Why did the sailor lose his job?
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Where do books love to go on vacation?
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What condiment has wings?
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Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
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Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
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What does an escalator say when it stops working?
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What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
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What farm animal is best at karate?
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Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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What's a forklift?
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Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
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What do you call the horse that lives next door?
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What do you say to the person who invented zero?
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What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
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What do you do for an injured lemon?
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What do you call a pig lumberjack?
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Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
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Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
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What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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I broke my finger!
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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
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Why were the atoms always hungry?
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Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
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Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
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Why was the pirate late for work?
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Why was the picture sent to jail?
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Why was the moth so unpopular?
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Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
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Why should you be worried about the calendar?
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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
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Why is oxygen so wealthy?
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Why is money so stubborn?
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Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?
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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
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