Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?