Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?