Puns
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do books sleep?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of water does an angel like?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What season begins with a thud?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?