Puns

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's a forklift?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What condiment has wings?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?