Puns
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is the coolest country?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?