Puns

What do you call a greedy elf?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What makes music in your hair?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?