Puns

Someone stole all my lamps.

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How did groundhogs get their name?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Can February March?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Where do chips wear socks?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What country has the most fish?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do Scottish toads play?