Puns

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?