Puns
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where was Noah born?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the quickest button on a radio?