Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the foal cough?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Which state has the best streets?