Puns
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?