Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?