Puns
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
I broke my finger!