Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

How do you measure a millennial?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How do fireflies start a race?

How is life like toilet paper?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How do you make antifreeze?

How was the wedding?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How did the toad die?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?