Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What birds always travel in twos?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What animals love to close envelopes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?