Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What fairy loves to count?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What game do cows play at parties?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What insect runs away from everything?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?