Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's a henway?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What kind of books do boats write?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?