Holiday

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?