Holiday

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?