Holiday

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How much does freedom weigh?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?