Holiday

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

How much does freedom weigh?