Holiday

 Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? image

 Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

 What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? image

 What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

 What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? image

 What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

 What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player? image

 What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

 What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? image

 What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

 Why does Santa have 3 gardens? image

 Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

 Why is April the cleanest month of all? image

 Why is April the cleanest month of all?

 How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? image

 How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

 Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? image

 Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

 Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States? image

 Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

 What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? image

 What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

 What's always playing in Santa's workshop? image

 What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

 How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? image

 How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

 What's a mummy's favorite food to eat? image

 What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

 What does winter fat turn into? image

 What does winter fat turn into?

 Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt? image

 Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

 What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? image

 What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

 What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit? image

 What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

 Why do moms make good vintners? image

 Why do moms make good vintners?

 What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? image

 What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

 Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? image

 Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

 Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? image

 Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

 Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? image

 Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

 If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? image

 If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? image

 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

 What do snowmen eat for breakfast? image

 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

 What did the ghost eat at his birthday party? image

 What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

 What nationality is Santa Claus? image

 What nationality is Santa Claus?

 What day is your mom always right? image

 What day is your mom always right?

 Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date? image

 Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

 It's Crowded! image

 It's Crowded!

 What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day? image

 What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

 What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story? image

 What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

 What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk? image

 What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nest

 What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad? image

 What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

 What is a condiment's favorite holiday? image

 What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

 What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter? image

 What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

 Where do ghosts prefer to swim? image

 Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

 Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? image

 Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

 Why doesn't Dracula have any friends? image

 Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

 What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents? image

 What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

 What is the best Christmas present ever? image

 What is the best Christmas present ever?

 What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? image

 What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

 Why are ghosts such bad liars? image

 Why are ghosts such bad liars?

 What is a mom's favorite game? image

 What is a mom's favorite game?

 What do you call Santa's Helpers? image

 What do you call Santa's Helpers?

 What Easter candy has tons of friends? image

 What Easter candy has tons of friends?

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow background

 Why are sandals so indecisive? image

 Why are sandals so indecisive?

 What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport? image

 What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

 Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology? image

 Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?