Holiday

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?