Holiday

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?