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three ears of yellow corn, sitting atop a wooden surface
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Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
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a turkey stands outside in a field of grass with trees in the background
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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
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people's arms reaching over a table full of various foods and decor holding full glasses, to toast each other
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Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
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a Thanksgiving meal set out on a table with a turkey and all the fixings, front and center
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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
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"Happy Thanksgiving" spelled out on a wooden surface surrounded by various fall decor
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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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a spooky jack-o-lantern wearing a witch hat in a dark smokey place
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Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
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a silhouette of Bigfoot wandering through a dark forest
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What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
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people dressed in costumes at a Halloween dance party
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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
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a skeleton wearing headphones at a desk in front of a computer
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Why are skeletons so calm?
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a darkly-lit jack-o-lantern against an orange background
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What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
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a person attends a virtual meeting on their laptop with 13 other participants
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What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
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a gold statue of Piglet and Winnie the Pooh
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What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?
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a single bird flying over a dark, foggy forest
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
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two hot dogs on buns, side by side, one with mustard layered on top and the other with ketchup
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What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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a close-up of a calendar planner with a date circled and "Holiday!" written on the opposite page
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What is the emptiest holiday?
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a table decorated with Jack 'o lanterns, candles, and other Halloween decor
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What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
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Lying ghosts?
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
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Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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Why do moms make good vintners?
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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow background
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Why are sandals so indecisive?
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?
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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
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What is the best Christmas present ever?
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What is a mom's favorite game?
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
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What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
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What does winter fat turn into?
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What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
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