Holiday

baby bunny in copper watering tin next to decorated Easter eggs

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

a white baby bunny with its paw on a blue egg

Why did the Easter egg hide?

someone in an Easter Bunny costume sitting on a park bench in a garden full of flowers

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? image

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

banana peel with a happy face drawn on it in black marker, wearing a party hat next to an April 1st sign

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes? image

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

a baby bunny in the grass next to a woven basket with colorfully decorated eggs

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? image

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

a male student looking at a computer screen with an April Fool's Day sticky note on his back

Did you know about April 1st? image

Did you know about April 1st?

a brown baby bunny next to a wicker basket filled with colorful polka dot Easter eggs

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over? image

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

a super soft-looking yellow and pink chick popping out of a big pink egg, against a pale pink background 

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative? image

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

two little girls, peeking over the edge of a table decorated for easter, wearing bunny ears on their head

Why coudln't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt? image

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

an illustration of a pot of gold with a leprechaun hat, against a green glimmering background

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day? image

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

a leprechaun from the waist down, sitting on the grass, next to a green top hat and a pot of gold

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house? image

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

a leprechaun in full garb, with a red beard, against a green backdrop

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun? image

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

an open laptop, with headphones sitting on top

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day? image

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day? image

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

a green sequin bow tie, surrounded by green glitter shamrocks and golden coins

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal? image

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

a high-top, green leprechaun hat on a wooden table, surrounded by clovers and twinkling lights

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick’s Day? image

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day? 

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? image

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

a bunch of bright green four-leaf clovers

How can you spot a jealous shamrock? image

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

a double rainbow stretches out across dark cloudy skies, over a golden field

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

a single wooden oar hovering above the water

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day? image

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

an illustration of various sized red hearts

What do you call a very small Valentine? image

What do you call a very small Valentine?

various sized red and pink hearts, made of folded paper, laid against a pink background

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day? image

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What do Jedis say on Valentine's Day? image

What do Jedis say on Valentine's Day?

an orange calculator, sitting against a turquoise background

What did the calculator tell his valentine? image

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine? image

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

a single candle, lit against a black background, with the wick of an additional candle lighting up thanks to the larger flame

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day? image

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day? image

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time? image

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

a red envelope, with red paper hearts spilling out of it, against a pink background

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? image

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

a male chef in uniform leans over a dish to add garnish as he looks towards the camera

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? image

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

two orca whales in the water touching noses

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine? image

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

a smiling police officer in uniform making a heart symbol with his hands, against a blue background

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine? image

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

two hands, each holding a phone and touching them together, with both screens showing an image of a person holding a red heart

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? image

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

a pile of stacked letters, with the topmost one having a red and blue boarder, a blue priority stamp, and a postage stamp in the top right corner 

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

two red hearts against a pink glimmering background 

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

a man and a woman hold hands in a green pasture, under blue skies with fluffy clouds, facing towards a herd of cows

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

a person's hands, one holding a fork and the other a knife, with a pink plate in between, against a pink background

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

a zoomed in photo of a pig's snout, poking through the posts of a wooden fence

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

a simple-looking snowman, with black coal eyes and a carrot nose, sitting in a flat, snow-covered field

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution? image

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

a depiction of a purple-tinted cow, wearing sunglasses and hoop earrings

What do cows say on NYE? image

What do cows say on NYE?

Santa in a summer uniform, sitting next to a pool, sipping a tropical beverage

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer? image

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Santa with his red bag over his shoulder, winking at the camera and doing thumbs-up

What does Santa use to help himself walk? image

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Santa, dressed in full garb, winking as he pulls his glasses down on his nose

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? image

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Santa in a striped red shirt holding a glass and a bottle with red sunglasses on, against a red confetti background

What does Santa order at a bar? image

What does Santa order at the bar?

a little girl wearing red Christmas tights and a striped red top looks out a window, standing next to two stuffed bears

What kind of tights are impossible to wear? image

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

two ears of corn, decorated with faces and hats, with little bags lying next to them