Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What does winter fat turn into?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?