Holiday

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What day do hands always go to church?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?