Holiday

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What day do hands always go to church?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?