Holiday

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?