Holiday
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.