Animals

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?