Animals

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is the strongest animal?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?