Animals

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How do birds threaten one another?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?