Animals

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?