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two parrots perched near each other on a tree limb
Animals
What do birds say to encourage each other?
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a cat standing against a police lineup
Animals
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
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a brown horse standing in a green field, with more horses and a lake in the background
Animals
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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a pile of mini chocolate Hershey's™ bars
Animals
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
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three howler monkeys, one black and two brown, perched on a tree limb
Animals
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
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an illustration of a pug wearing angels wings, sitting atop some clouds with blue skies behind it
Animals
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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a black and white Boston Terrier wearing a red bandana and sitting up to a table, with a place setting, a bowl of pasta, and a glass of wine
Animals
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
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a group of small blue and orange fish swimming in an aquarium
Animals
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
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a green and yellow snake coiled up, staring ahead with its tongue out, in front of a black background
Animals
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
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a construction site with two yellow cranes against a background of blue skies
Animals
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
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a fluffy cat wearing a nurse outfit and hat with its paws on a bunch of pills
Animals
Why did the cat go to medical school?
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a black and white pit bull dog wears a graduation cap on one side of his head
Animals
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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three small rabbits in a flowered meadow
Animals
How do bunnies stay fit?
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the Sahara Desert against a partly cloudy sky
Animals
How do animals blend into the desert?
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a close-up of a gray wolf with its mouth open
Animals
What did the wolf say to the flea?
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a close-up of a bear laying on its paws
Animals
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
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a close-up of a dog laying on its back on the grass while smiling
Animals
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
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an action shot of a frog jumping off of a branch
Animals
What's a frog's favorite year?
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a close-up of an angry, wild monkey yelling
Animals
What do you call an angry monkey?
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a photoshopped image of a squirrel wearing 3D movie glasses holding a container of popcorn
Animals
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
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a common Pipistrelle bat flying in a dark forest
Animals
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
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a white fluffy poodle stands in the grass
Animals
What do you call a hairless poodle?
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a black cat sticks its head through a hole in pink paper
Animals
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
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a brown labradoodle against a turquoise background
Animals
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
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a cat lays outstretched on a rug
Animals
What's a cat's favorite color?
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a pack of wolves sitting together with leaves on the ground around them
Animals
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
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a cat lays on its back in a box
Animals
How do you compliment a cat?
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a mouse in the corner of the wall and the floor
Animals
Where do mice leave their boats?
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a close-up of a seagull squawking
Animals
That bird won't stop squawking.
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a giraffe wearing a party hat and a bowtie, blowing a bubblegum bubble
Animals
What animal has the most fun?
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a close-up of a Shiba Inu dog against a yellow background
Animals
What dog never pays attention in class?
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a close-up of three cows in a field against a cloudy sky
Animals
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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an illustrated stairway made of clouds in the sky leading to a bright light
Animals
What animal always goes to heaven?
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various baked goods, pastries, and treats in a bakery shop window
Animals
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
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a line of trick-or-treaters walking to a door dressed in costume
Animals
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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Noah's ark atop a mountain, overlooking a valley
Animals
What animal could Noah not trust?
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a bar of chocolate, broken into a few pieces, against a pink background
Animals
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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profile view of a tiger mid-roar or mid-yawn with its teeth bared, against a black background
Animals
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
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an Arctic wolf staring straight down the camera
Animals
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
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a person standing in the rain, facing away from the camera and under a red umbrella, holding a kitten and a puppy over each shoulder
Animals
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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three dogs wearing black hats and masks
Animals
Which dog loves to rob banks?
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a small dog wearing a purple wig against a yellow backdrop
Animals
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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a red and white border collie lays against a white backdrop
Animals
What dogs are always lying to you?
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a single Dalmatian laying on a yellow backdrop
Animals
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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two lovebirds snuggled together on a branch
Animals
What do you call two birds in love?
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a Yorkie dog with its ears raised against a green background
Animals
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
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a turtle swimming in the sea
Animals
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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a close-up of a tiger
Animals
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
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a close-up of red wine being poured into a glass
Animals
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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a swirling, dark blue ocean with lots of waves
Animals
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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