Animals

a black German Shepherd in a mountainside river

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector? image

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

dog jumping to keep a soccer ball from going into the net

What animal is undefeated in all sports? image

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

large grizzly bear peering over a scenic mountaintop

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players? image

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

pig popping its head through a window of a wall made of concrete blocks

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking? image

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young? image

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

amhand holding out a carrot to a horse in a stable

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable? image

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out? image

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

a veterinarian holding a python with blue rubber gloves

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem? image

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

a black horse and a brown horse embracing each other by hugging necks 

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love? image

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

an orange rooster walking down a concrete paved road

Why did the chicken walk across the street? image

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

a chick in a prison lineup, next to three stuffed animal chicks

What kind of birds make the best thieves? image

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

a squirrel pushing a tiny shopping cart filled with nuts through the forest

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital? image

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

a dark brown hog, standing in an open clearing

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests? image

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

a pug wearing a striped sweater and a blue beanie, holding a small guitar

Which dog belongs in a band? image

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder? image

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

a zoomed in picture of a cow, standing in a misty field 

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow? image

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

a white kitten, with pale blue eyes, wearing a pearl collar and a pink tutu, laying against a pink background

What do you call a fancy dance for cats? image

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

a large group of chickens, roaming a lush, green pasture

Which bird would make a great farmer? image

Which bird would make a great farmer?

a traditional wooden red barn under blue cloudy skies, with a red tractor parked in front

Why does a barn sound so noisy? image

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

an owl, peering at the camera, with greenery in the background

What bird is always sad? image

What bird is always sad?

a bird, perched on the edge of a stone birdbath

Where do birds go to drink? image

Where do birds go to drink?

a black bull, with pointed horns, standing against a black background

What did the baby bull grow up to be? image

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

two colorful fish, one red and one yellow, with billowing fins, against a black background

What kind of pants do fish wear? image

What kind of pants do fish wear?

a man with a gun, walking with his back turned, down a swampy road, as the sun sets

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream? image

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

a yellow lab, holding its food bowl in its mouth while standing in a kitchen

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock? image

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

a chocolate brown puppy with bright blue eyes, sitting in the green grass next to a baseball bat and a ball

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams? image

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

a man and a woman sit, looking away from each other, at the end of a long table, upon which sits divorce papers, a pen, and their wedding bands

What animals have the highest divorce rates? image

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

a green frog sits perched on a mossy rock

What did the frog order at McDonald's? image

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

a honeybee landing on a bright purple flower

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary? image

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

four people lined up pulling on a rope during tug-of-war

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war? image

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

a multi-colored house cat wearing a collar, standing in the woods, with a person walking nearby

What type of cat loves to go on hikes? image

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

a cat, with its head thrown back and mouth open, meowing at the ceiling

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum? image

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

a slew of safari animals standing against a black backdrop, including a giraffe, zebra, cheetah, zebra, elephant, tigers, etc.

Which animal is the most religious? image

Which animal is the most religious?

a yellow lab up on its hind legs, against a white background, wearing a gold crown

Why was the dog so popular? image

Why was the dog so popular?

a black dog with a red collar standing nose to nose with a brown cow, in a green field

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends? image

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

a grumpy black cat sits up to a pink game table, glaring ahead at the game pieces

What's a cat's favorite board game? image

What's a cat's favorite board game?

a tiny kitten that's black with a white face, plays indoors with a bright orange ball

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy? image

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

a small dog wearing jewel-encrusted sunglasses and a bowtie, standing next to disco balls, against a sequin backdrop

What animal likes to party the most? image

What animal likes to party the most?

a duck is overturned in the water, with its tail feathers sticking out

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him? image

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

three brachiosauruses, crossing through some water, with pterodactyls flying above

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs? image

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

a small alligator in an enclosure, next to some eggs

What do you call a thieving alligator? image

What do you call a thieving alligator?

a small, puffed-up blue bird with a yellow and white chest, sitting on a branch

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir? image

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

a brown and white border collie, sitting against a white background, with one paw up

Why did the border collie get a raise? image

Why did the border collie get a raise?

a honey bee, covered in pollen, hovering next to a flower 

Why is a bee's hair always sticky? image

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

a mother duck with her seven ducklings trailing behind her, crossing a road

Why did the duck cross the road? image

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? image

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

a fluffy haired cow, with its head down, eating grass out of a field with wildflowers

What do you call a cow that eats your grass? image

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

four brown and white cows standing in a lush green field, under blue skies, as the sun sets

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? image

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

a small white dog with its mouth open wipe, wearing a red paisley handkerchief around its neck