Animals

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why are turtles so shy?

When do cows get tired?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

How do frogs get to work?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What says: oom oom oom?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why was the cat so small?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?