Animals

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

When does a horse talk?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?