Animals
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why don't wolves like fast food?