Animals
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?