Food & Drinks
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?