Food & Drinks

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's the laziest vegetable?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?