Food & Drinks

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the noisiest food?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why it is impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What vegetables make the best music?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a sad latte?