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a white dog bowl filled with dog treats, against a pink background
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What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
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a pile of artichokes stacked atop each other
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Why was the artichoke so generous?
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a priest holds a book of scripture and smiles at the camera
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What's a priest's favorite food?
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a happy snowman with a red hat, scarf, mittens, buttons, and nose
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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a brown cow stands next to a glass of milk on a table
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Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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a vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate milkshake against a pink backdrop
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Where do milkshakes come from?
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one and a half chocolate and caramel candy bars
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Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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a close-up of lots of potatoes
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What are baby potatoes called?
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three pastries laying on some napkins on a table
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What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
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a skeleton sitting up to a wooden table with a glass of red wine and an empty place setting
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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
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a man dressed in a vampire costume, snarling with his mouth open and his hands up
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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10 berry tarts on a blue surface surrounded by various berries
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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a boxer hitting a punching bag
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What's a boxer's favorite drink?
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a close-up of a cake on a plate on a wooden table
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What type of cake never comes with frosting?
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a colorful pile of candy
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What sweet treat never panics?
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a bowl of various fruits surrounded by other fruits on a table
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What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
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a sliced loaf of bread sits on a cutting board surrounded by wheat kernels
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What does bread say when it gets too warm?
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a cake with frosting and strawberries on top
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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
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a close-up of several salted soft pretzels
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What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
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a close-up of a pickle on a fork
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Why was the pickle self-conscious?
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a picture of an old-fashioned sign that says "gas 25 cents"
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Where can you always get cheap gas?
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a person in the kitchen holds utensils while shrugging their shoulders
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What food would you expect to come from pigs?
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a basket of various colorful vegetables
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What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
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a plumber is fixing a sink
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Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
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a man wearing a white beret holds 2 silver bowls over his ears
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What's the noisiest food?
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a lone Rocky Mountain elk stands in the mountains against a blue, cloudy sky
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What is an elk's favorite dessert?
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a chef wearing an apron and hat shrugs his shoulders
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What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
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Why was the dairy grumpy?
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Why was the chip acting so goofy?
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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
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Why does the orange always lose in races?
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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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Why do some people love eating snails?
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Why do diners never serve lobster?
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Melon married?
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Why didn't the melons get married?
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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
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Why did the baby cookie cry?
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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
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Why are pigs so good at building houses?
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Why are bakers paid so much money?
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