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Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
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What's the noisiest food?
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What is an elk's favorite dessert?
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What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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Why it is impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
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Why was the dairy grumpy?
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Why was the chip acting so goofy?
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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
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Why does the orange always lose in races?
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Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
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Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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Why do some people love eating snails?
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Why do diners never serve lobster?
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Why didn't the melons get married?
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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
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Why did the ice cream truck break down?
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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
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Why did the baby cookie cry?
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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
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Why are pigs so good at building houses?
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Why are bakers paid so much money?
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Which hot drink loves golf?
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Where do burgers like to dance?
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What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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What's a horse's favorite fruit?
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What vegetables make the best music?
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What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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What vegetable is nice to everyone?
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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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What kind of water do fireworks like?
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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
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What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
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What is the opposite of coffee?
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What is the most attractive fruit?
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What is the loneliest cheese?
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What is CO2's favorite pasta?
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What is a robot's favorite snack?
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What do you give a sick lemon?
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What do you call stolen cheese?
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What do you call a sad latte?
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