Food & Drinks

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®? image

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries? image

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

three glass cups filled with ice, one with soda, one with juice, one with water

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around? image

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

a person holding a knife, with a chunk of cheese on the end, next to a few larger blocks of cheese

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife? image

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®? image

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

a fresh wood-fired pizza being pulled from the oven

How does a pizza introduce itself? image

How does a pizza introduce itself?

a teddy bear sitting on a wooden table, holding a spoon and a fork

Where do toys go when they-re hungry late at night? image

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

3 young pigs standing side by side in the dirt

What's a pig's favorite dessert? image

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

a group of people, gathered around a casino table with their tokens

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? image

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

a smiling man and woman holding up waffle cones full of ice cream

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date? image

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

a young man wearing a bow tie with one fork and one knife in his hands, smiling, against a yellow background

What food is a man's best friend? .jpeg

What food is a man's best friend?

a spread of fresh vegetables, laid atop a wooden surface with various baskets

What's the laziest vegetable? .jpeg

What's the laziest vegetable?

a spread of various fruits including apples, kiwis, strawberries, oranges, blackberries, etc.

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

a black monkey perched on a branch with its mouth open

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

a solitary snowman wearing a colorful striped scarf and a black hat, with a big smile

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®? image

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

a hand bursting through a yellow paper wall, holding a hot dog with mustard on top

What are hot dogs called in the winter? image

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

two nutcrackers, facing one another against a white background

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed? image

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

a red brick apartment building with white balconies

What kind of food does work on an apartment building? image

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

brightly colored clusters of peaches hanging from a tree with green leaves

Why did the peach come home from work early? image

Why did the peach come home from work early?

various boxes of fruit are lined up neatly next to eachother

Why was the fruit thrown in prison? image

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

a white dog bowl filled with dog treats, against a pink background

What's a treat for both cows and dogs? image

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

a pile of artichokes stacked atop each other

Why was the artichoke so generous? image

Why was the artichoke so generous?

a priest holds a book of scripture and smiles at the camera

What's a priest's favorite food? image

What's a priest's favorite food?

a happy snowman with a red hat, scarf, mittens, buttons, and nose

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? image

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

a brown cow stands next to a glass of milk on a table

Why it is impossible to believe anything a cow says? image

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

a vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate milkshake against a pink backdrop

Where do milkshakes come from? image

Where do milkshakes come from?

one and a half chocolate and caramel candy bars

Which candy bar can't stop laughing? image

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What are baby potatoes called? image

What are baby potatoes called?

three pastries laying on some napkins on a table

What's the best method for making an apple turnover? image

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

a skeleton sitting up to a wooden table with a glass of red wine and an empty place setting

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue? image

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

a man dressed in a vampire costume, snarling with his mouth open and his hands up

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? image

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

10 berry tarts on a blue surface surrounded by various berries

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? image

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's a boxer's favorite drink? image

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

a close-up of a cake on a plate on a wooden table

What type of cake never comes with frosting? image

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What sweet never panics? image

What sweet treat never panics?

a bowl of various fruits surrounded by other fruits on a table

What fruit makes the best gymnasts? image

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

a sliced loaf of bread sits on a cutting board surrounded by wheat kernels

What does bread say when it gets too warm? image

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

a cake with frosting and strawberries on top

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? image

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

a close-up of several salted soft pretzels

What's a pretzel's favorite dance? image

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why was the pickle self-conscious? image

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

a picture of an old-fashioned sign that says "gas 25 cents"

Where can you always get cheap gas? image

Where can you always get cheap gas?

a person in the kitchen holds utensils while shrugging their shoulders

What food would you expect to come from pigs? image

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play? image

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber? image

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

a man wearing a white beret holds 2 silver bowls over his ears

What's the noisiest food? image

What's the noisiest food?

a lone Rocky Mountain elk stands in the mountains against a blue, cloudy sky

What is an elk's favorite dessert? image

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

a chef wearing an apron and hat shrugs his shoulders