Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.