Family

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?