Family

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

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Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

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How did the pirate call his mother?

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What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

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What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

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What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

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What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

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What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

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Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

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I like telling Dad jokes.

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What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

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Which parent cares the most for the environment?

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What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

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What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

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What do you call twin dinosaurs?

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Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

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What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

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What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

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What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

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My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

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What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

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Why are billionaires such good parents?

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What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

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