Family

 What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids? image

 What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

 What branch of the military accepts newborns? image

 What branch of the military accepts newborns?

 What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children? image

 What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

 Which family member is always relieved? image

 Which family member is always relieved?

 What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry? image

 What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while crying

 What siblings are always sad? image

 What siblings are always sad?

 What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial? image

 What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

 How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper? image

 How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

 Why are cause and effect so close? image

 Why are cause and effect so close?

 Surprise!!!! image

 Surprise!!!!

 What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy? image

 What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

 What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping? image

 What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

 What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? image

 What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

 Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet? image

 Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

 What did the stair machines call each other? image

 What did the stair machines call each other?

 What do dads love to eat after dinner? image

 What do dads love to eat after dinner?

 What did the puppy call his dad's best friend? image

 What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

 What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world? image

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white background

 Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble? image

 Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

 Who are crows' favorite family members? image

 Who are crows' favorite family members?

a lone pair of horns against a white background

 Which family member has tusks? image

 Which family member has tusks?

a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatch

 Which parent knows if you are running late? image

 Which parent knows if you are running late?

 What do you call an orchard full of relatives? image

 What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

 Who is the ultimate father of the sea? image

 Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

 What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime? image

 What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

 What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? image

 What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

 How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter? image

 How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grass

 Why was the coyote family such good singers? image

 Why was the coyote family such good singers?

 How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work? image

 How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

 What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town? image

 What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

 Why are goats so funny? image

 Why are goats so funny?

 What did the antelope husband call his wife? image

 What did the antelope husband call his wife?

 What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter? image

 What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

a close-up of baby hawks in a nest with their mother

 Why are birds of prey such good mothers? image

 Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

a child wearing a sheet as a ghost costume, against a bright yellow backdrop

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? image

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

a woman with gray hair holds her hand up to her ear as she sits on the couch with a remote control in her hand

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid? image

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

two white and gray cats grooming each other and snuggling

Why was the new feline mom always so tired? image

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

a brown horse and her foal running through a green field surrounded by green trees

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving? image

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

a mama cow and her calf almost touching noses in a green field with blue skies above them

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing? image

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

a man in an ugly Christmas sweater, asleep and slumped in a white armchair with a glass in his hand

When is Dad's bedtime? image

When is Dad's bedtime?

a grandma wearing sunglasses and bulky, colorful jewelry, posed against an orange background

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant? image

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat

a beautiful family of four smiles into the camera for a picture

What do cheesy parents say about their kids? image

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Mrs. Claus with frosting on the tip of her gloved finger

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve? image

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

a gray-haired elderly couple laughs and embraces one another

Why do grandparents smile all the time? image

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

a boy sits on his grandma's lap in the kitchen, holding a card with a red heart drawn on it

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other? image

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

a mother grizzly bear with three cubs sitting alongside the bank of a river

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

a seemingly pregnant brown horse with a rounded belly, standing in a green field under blue skies

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase? image

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

an exhausted-looking mom sits on the couch, with two children jumping up and down on the cushions next to her