Family

a bunch of cell phones stacked on top of each other 

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other? image

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

a mother and child's hands holding a plant over dirt

Which parent cares the most for the environment? image

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

two brothers with their arms around each other making funny faces

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law? image

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

two cats facing off against a pink background

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset? image

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

an elderly woman with glasses shaking two gold pompoms 

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year? image

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married? image

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

a woman and her optometrist sit using a Phoropter to get her vision checked

Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist? image

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

a stack of labeled file folders, with one labeled "Secrets"

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets? image

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

a pharmacist in his white coat making notes

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave? image

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

an elderly woman smiling, with knitting needles, knitting with purple yarn

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me? image

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

a car pulled up in a grassy field near a herd of cattle

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country? image

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

a magnified view of the inner workings of a clock mechanism

What's a watch's eldest relative? image

What's a watch's eldest relative?

a black tattered flag with skull and crossbones on it, flying against cloudy skies

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

honey bees clustered together on a sheet of honeycomb

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions? image

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

a mother deer with her two fawns, standing in a green field with trees in the background

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren? image

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the mother rope say to her child? image

What did the mother rope say to her child?

two flowers, leaning against each other, with dim sunlight illuminating the background

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower? image

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

two white and orange kittens, snuggled together in a fluffy white bed

Why are kitten siblings always fighting? image

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

a dad embracing his two smiling young boys, on a blue couch

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad? image

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

a dad, wearing a toy crown, holding his two daughters, all dressed in pink, holding a pink balloon against a turquois background

What's a dad's favorite dessert? image

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

a white goat with a red ribbon tied to it, against a blue background

What did the mama goat say to her child? image

What did the mama goat say to her child?

an elderly woman, wearing a golden crown, stands against a gray background while holding her hands to her heart

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma? image

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

a man sits in his chair next to a cozy fireplace, with an open book in his hand

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair? .jpeg

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

an up-close view of a shiny solitary bullet flying through the sky

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

a mother grizzly bear with three cubs sitting alongside the bank of a river

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

a boy sits on his grandma's lap in the kitchen, holding a card with a red heart drawn on it

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other? image

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

a gray-haired elderly couple laughs and embraces one another

Why do grandparents smile all the time? image

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Mrs. Claus with frosting on the tip of her gloved finger

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve? image

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

a beautiful family of four smiles into the camera for a picture

What do cheesy parents say about their kids? image

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

a grandma wearing sunglasses and bulky, colorful jewelry, posed against an orange background

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant? image

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat

a man in an ugly Christmas sweater, asleep and slumped in a white armchair with a glass in his hand

When is Dad's bedtime? image

When is Dad's bedtime?

a mama cow and her calf almost touching noses in a green field with blue skies above them

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing? image

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

a brown horse and her foal running through a green field surrounded by green trees

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving? image

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

two white and gray cats grooming each other and snuggling

Why was the new feline mom always so tired? image

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

a woman with gray hair holds her hand up to her ear as she sits on the couch with a remote control in her hand

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid? image

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

an exhausted-looking mom sits on the couch, with two children jumping up and down on the cushions next to her

What's the best way to get your kids' attention? image

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

a seemingly pregnant brown horse with a rounded belly, standing in a green field under blue skies

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase? image

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

a snowman standing in a field of snow surrounded by trees, wearing a striped scarf and a black hat

Who are Frosty's parents? image

Who are Frosty's parents?

a child wearing a sheet as a ghost costume, against a bright yellow backdrop

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? image

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

a man in his kitchen wearing a white apron and chef's hat, with utensils in his hand, standing in front of a turkey

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player? image

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

a family sits at the dinner table with a full spread of food, holding hands, and smiling at one another

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? image

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

a broken ceramic blue piggy bank with all its coins spilled around it

Why did the son smash his piggy bank? image

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

a father and son laugh while sitting on the couch together

What did the dad say when his child asked, Can you put my shoes on? image

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

an illustration of Spider-Man against a white background

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom? image

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

a silhouette of Batman against a dark red background

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib? image

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

a close-up of fruity loop cereal on a yellow surface with some in a bowl