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a snowman standing in a field of snow surrounded by trees, wearing a striped scarf and a black hat
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Who are Frosty's parents?
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a child wearing a sheet as a ghost costume, against a bright yellow backdrop
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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a man in his kitchen wearing a white apron and chef's hat, with utensils in his hand, standing in front of a turkey
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On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
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a family sits at the dinner table with a full spread of food, holding hands, and smiling at one another
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What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
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a broken ceramic blue piggy bank with all its coins spilled around it
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Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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a father and son laugh while sitting on the couch together
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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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an illustration of Spider-Man against a white background
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Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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a silhouette of Batman against a dark red background
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What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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a close-up of fruity loop cereal on a yellow surface with some in a bowl
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What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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a father and daughter hug and smile for the camera
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What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
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Godzilla at some salt flats
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What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
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a mother and daughter smiling for the camera against an orange backdrop
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Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
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a close-up of a caterpillar on a flower stem
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Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
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the castle at Disneyland during a firework show
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Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
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a single hanging light bulb illuminating a dark space
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What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
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a close up of ripe tomatoes on a tomato plant
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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
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an older woman dressed in a pink hoodie against a pink background
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What's grandma's favorite fruit?
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a single orange balloon on a yellow backdrop
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What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
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a grandmother with her two grandchildren
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Why are grandkids so great?
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Surprised makeup?
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Surprise!!!!
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a close-up of a person opening an oven that is baking cookies
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My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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a woman gives a young girl a piggy back ride in front of a pink back drop
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What do you call a small mom?
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a kid is jumping on a bed
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How do you get kids to do something?
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a father and son wear matching outfits complete with fake mustaches
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What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
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a close-up of a bowl of blueberries
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Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
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a small wooden plate of baby corn
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What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
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a girl snuggles a small cat on a bed
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How are teens like cats?
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a small girl is crying while she sits a table
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What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
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two children dressed in winter gear sit in the snow
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Why are the brother and sister always cold?
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greatest daughter?
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What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
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a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grass
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Why was the coyote family such good singers?
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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white background
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Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
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Why are goats so funny?
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Why are cause and effect so close?
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a close-up of baby hawks in a nest with their mother
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Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
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Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
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Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
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Who are crows' favorite family members?
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a close-up of a person checking the time on their wristwatch
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Which parent knows if you are running late?
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Which family member is always relieved?
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a lone pair of horns against a white background
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Which family member has tusks?
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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while crying
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What siblings are always sad?
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What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
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What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
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priest lawyer?
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
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What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
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What do dads love to eat after dinner?
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