Family

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Do dads always snore?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?