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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is summer always sad?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.