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Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How do fall and winter say hello?