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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
It's allergy season again?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's the politest month?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?