Animals
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why do cats love to work?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do rhinos charge?