Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?