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My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do cats wear to work?

The museum curator needed a break.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?