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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do cats wear to work?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

The museum curator needed a break.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?