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 Why was the mime upset? image

 Why was the mime upset?

 Why did the man give up being a taxi driver? image

 Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

 Why do rabbits make good jewelers? image

 Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the camera

 Why was the nurse afraid of camping? image

 Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

 Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? image

 Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

 Why couldn't the couple get married at the library? image

 Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

 What do basketball players and lawyers have in common? image

 What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

 What has a lot more letters than the alphabet? image

 What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted back

 Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit? image

 Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

 Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon? image

 Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engine

 People are so hard on car mechanics. image

 People are so hard on car mechanics.

 Want to hear a joke about construction? image

 Want to hear a joke about construction?

 What did the lawyer name his daughter? image

 What did the lawyer name his daughter?

 What day of the week takes nothing seriously? image

 What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

 Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? image

 Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expression

 What happened when the dentist got in a car accident? image

 What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

 What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in image

 What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in

 Why did the photographer attract so many mice? image

 Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

 Why did the Uber driver get fired? image

 Why did the Uber driver get fired?

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" sign

 Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution? image

 Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

 What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what image

 What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what

 Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them? image

 Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

 Where are average things manufactured? image

 Where are average things manufactured?

 My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k. image

 My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

 Why did the barber win the race? image

 Why did the barber win the race?

 The museum curator needed a break. image

 The museum curator needed a break.

a close-up of someone circling Thursday the 18th with a red pen on a calendar

 Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory? image

 Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

 How do artists finish a project when they are stressed? image

 How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

 What do cats wear to work? image

 What do cats wear to work?

 Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol? image

 Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

 Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat? image

 Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

 What goes by slower than a plot-less movie? image

 What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

 How does NASA organize a company party? image

 How does NASA organize a company party?

 What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth? image

 What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sort

 Which CIA agent is the best baker? image

 Which CIA agent is the best baker?

 What time is your dentist appointment? image

 What time is your dentist appointment?

 You know there's no official training for trash collectors? image

 You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

 Did you take the patient's temperature? image

 Did you take the patient's temperature?

 What's a ghost's favorite work schedule? image

 What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

 What kind of money do fishermen make? image

 What kind of money do fishermen make?

 What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy? image

 What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

 What do you get a lawyer for his birthday? image

 What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

 What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke? image