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Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

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What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

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Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

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Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

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Why are bakers also often hippies?

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What did people say when the baker went crazy?

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Why do cosmeticians never fight?

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Why are pilots always in a good mood?

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Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

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Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

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What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

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Why are fish such good architects?

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Why was the cobbler looking for work?

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What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

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Why did the astronaut couple break up?

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Why do repairmen make great therapists?

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What did the dentist say to the beaver?

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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

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What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

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Why was the computer cold at work?

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Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

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Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

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What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

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What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

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