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a courier takes notes in his vehicle's trunk full of packages
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What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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a woman wearing scrubs and a mask is cleaning a patient's teeth
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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
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a person wears gloves and a white coat while smiling in a dentist office
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
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a smiling person wears a white doctors coat and stethoscope while holding a clipboard
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Why is a doctor always calm?
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a person in doctor's uniform and stethoscope holds out an apple
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Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
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a piece of equipment labeled as helium
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Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
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an archaeologist is working with their tools at a dig site
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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
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A dentist looks on, in full dental garb with an instrument in her hand and a patient in her chair
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What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
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two construction workers wearing yellow vests and hard hats look at a laptop
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Why are construction workers so good at parties?
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two mining engineers wearing orange vests walk in an open mining pit
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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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a hair dresser holds a blowdryer and combs while a client waits to get their hair done
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Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
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Why quit taxi?
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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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dentist appointment?
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What time is your dentist appointment?
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How does NASA organize a company party?
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You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
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Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
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a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the camera
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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
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Why was the mime upset?
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Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
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a close-up of someone circling Thursday the 18th with a red pen on a calendar
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Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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Why did the Uber driver get fired?
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a man is smiling while taking a picture
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Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
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Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
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Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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Why did the barber win the race?
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an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted back
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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
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two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" sign
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Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sort
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Which CIA agent is the best baker?
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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
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Manufacturing?
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Where are average things manufactured?
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When do astronauts eat?
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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
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What's a dentist's favorite movie?
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
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What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
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What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
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What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
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a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expression
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What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
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What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
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What do cats wear to work?
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What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
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What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
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What did the lawyer name his daughter?
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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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