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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What time is your dentist appointment?

How does NASA organize a company party?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Where are average things manufactured?

When do astronauts eat?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do cats wear to work?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

The museum curator needed a break.

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?