Holiday

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

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What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

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Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

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What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

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What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

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What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

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What do grapes sing at Christmas?

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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

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What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

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Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

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What is the emptiest holiday?

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What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

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What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

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