Holiday

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is the emptiest holiday?