Animals

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

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What's black and white and red all over?

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What do you call a dog that meditates?

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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

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What says: oom oom oom?

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Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

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What do you give an angry rhino?

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Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

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What's the difference between people and chickens?

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What's a duck's favorite ballet?

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How do frogs get to work?

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What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

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Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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How many insurance policies do cats need?

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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

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What does a female lion call her mate?

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What is another name for a cow?

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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

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Why are monkeys lousy workers?

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