Animals

How do fish watch TV shows?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you call two birds in love?

What is the smallest lion?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What animal floats best?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do you call the successful dog detective?