Animals

Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
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