Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?