What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?