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a close-up of a red wagon filled with hay bales
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What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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a red car parked on the side of a mountainous highway
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Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
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a red Ford Fiesta
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What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
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the front of a red and white Volkswagen bus
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What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
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a close-up of a car with an orange sunset behind
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Which part of a car is always the warmest?
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a man sits in a chair against a yellow backdrop, holding a steering wheel, pretending to drive
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Why does Jesus drive so much?
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a woman smiles while giving a customer a pedicure
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What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
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Yoda closing his eyes
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What car does Yoda drive?
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an old covered wagon on a dirt trail
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Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
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a red sports car on a highway with a cloudy sky behind
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Bears love exotic cars.
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a person stands on top of a blue van holding hands with a blow-up dinosaur
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
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a smiling man wearing an apron stands in front of a turquoise backdrop
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How does a barber get to work?
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Will invisible planes ever be popular?
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Why would a frog wait for the bus?
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a close-up of a red train caboose car
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Why was the caboose always sneezing?
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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
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Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
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a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearby
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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
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Which big cat loves to drive?
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Where do oceans always buy their cars?
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Where did the boat go when it was sick?
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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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What's a horse's favorite car?
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What's a doll's favorite car?
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a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote control
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What's a car's favorite TV show?
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What vehicle works the hardest?
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an illustration of many planets in a galaxy
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What type of car do planets buy?
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What kind of car does a chicken have?
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a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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What kind of car do eggs drive?
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What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
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What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
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What do donkeys take to go to the store?
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a close-up of many bumper cars in a row
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What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
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What car can't keep a secret?
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What car is the perfect size for mice?
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What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
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What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
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What car can you only see twice a year?
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What car always breaks the rules?
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a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at night
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What are the smartest highways in the world?
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A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
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