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a group of runners in motion, from their waists down
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What's the slowest 5k?
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a man holding a piece of chalk, standing in front of a green chalkboard with with various mathematical equations written on it
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What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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a photoshopped image of a soccer ball in a cloud of dust hovering just above the field
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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
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a child dressed up as a vampire and holding a pumpkin bucket for trick-or-treating
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What is a vampire's favorite sport?
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a soccer ball sitting on a foggy dark field
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What position does a ghost play in soccer?
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a single tennis ball on a court
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Why is tennis such a loud sport?
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a cat sitting next to a basketball on a plaid blanket
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What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
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the side of a brown UPS delivery van with the UPS logo
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What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
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a Denny's restaurant
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Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
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a close-up of an end zone goal on a football field
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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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a person pole-vaulting over a bar
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Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
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a close-up of a person tying red tennis shoes
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What sports are both plant-based?
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a baseball sits inside of a baseball glove against a dark backdrop
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What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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a waiter serves another person a cup of coffee
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What is a waiter's favorite sport?
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a close-up of a person holding a tennis ball up to a tennis racket
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Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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a 3D illustrated chimpanzee wearing sunglasses
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What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
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a close-up action shot of a baseball player hitting a ball
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Why are baseball players so good at math?
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a person dunks a chocolate cookie in a glass of milk
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How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
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a smiling baby lays on a pillow snuggled in blankets
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Why are babies so good at basketball?
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a man standing in an outdoor basketball court throws a basketball in the air
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
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a football team wearing red jerseys huddles together
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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
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two bears are fighting
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How do you make a bear really angry?
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The Umpire?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
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Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
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a soccer ball goes into the goal net
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Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
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a black and red Formula 1 race-car speeding along the track
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Why was the golfer also good at Formula One?
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a bowling ball is striking a set of pins
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Why was the bowling ball anxious?
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Baseball?
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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
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Why do Olympians never overheat?
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
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a red bowling ball sits to the right of a set of bowling pins on a lane
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Why do baseball players love bowling?
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The Basketball Players?
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Why do basketball players like cookies?
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Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
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Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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Why did the goal post get angry?
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
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Coached Bank?
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Why did the coach go to the bank?
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Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
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Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
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Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
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The Baseball game?
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Why are baseball games at night?
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a mit, baseball, and baseball bat all sit on a baseball diamond
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Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
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