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Why do librarians never make plans? image

Why do librarians never make plans?

a guy wearing black gloves, working on a car, with the hood popped

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year? image

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

a bright blue balloon, partially inflated, attached to a red helium tank

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party? image

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

a woman kneeling near her flower bed, doing some gardening

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise? image

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do plants hate algebra? image

Why do plants hate algebra?

a person stands on a stage with their arms outstretched, looking out into an audience of empty red chairs

Where do actors go to pray? image

Where do actors go to pray?

a single baseball sitting in the grass, as the sun sets in the background

Why do realtors love to watch baseball? image

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

a dark figure in a black jacket, black tie, and white collared shirt, wearing a black hat and looking down

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock? image

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut? image

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

various, colorful old-school microphones, propped up on a table, against a turquoise background

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Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

a mysterious person stands with their face obscured by shadows, wearing a black hat, tie, and coat

What does a spy do when he gets cold? image

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

an upset man sitting with his head in his hands as a woman walks away from him

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? image

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

various people sitting in a cafeteria in the midst of conversation

What table can you never sit at? image

What table can you never sit at?

a marine biologist wearing a hard hat and vest looks at a specimen in a glass jar

What did the biologist wear on his big date? image

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where does a scientist wizard work? image

Where does a scientist wizard work?

a courier takes notes in his vehicle's trunk full of packages

What is a mailman's favorite herb? image

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

a group of small white mushrooms growing on a log

How much room does fungi need in order to grow? image

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

a woman wearing scrubs and a mask is cleaning a patient's teeth

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room? image

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

a close-up of a person adding a blue substance to a beaker

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast? image

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

a person wears gloves and a white coat while smiling in a dentist office 

Why did the tree go to the dentist? image

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

a smiling person wears a white doctors coat and stethoscope while holding a clipboard

Why is a doctor always calm? image

Why is a doctor always calm?

three people wearing white lab coats are talking in a laboratory

How do scientists freshen their breath? image

How do scientists freshen their breath?

a close-up of two ice cubes on a watery surface

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? image

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

a person in doctor's uniform and stethoscope holds out an apple

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? image

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory? image

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling? image

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

a wave of water splashing against a white background

How do you spell water with 3 letters? image

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

an archaeologist is working with their tools at a dig site

Why was the archaeologist out of a job? image

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

A dentist looks on, in full dental garb with an instrument in her hand and a patient in her chair

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster? image

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

three crazy-haired scientists in a lab with chemicals

Why are chemists so good at solving problems? image

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

two construction workers wearing yellow vests and hard hats look at a laptop

Why are construction workers so good at parties? image

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How do amoebas make calls? image

How do amoebas make calls?

two mining engineers wearing orange vests walk in an open mining pit

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in choir? image

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

a hair dresser holds a blowdryer and combs while a client waits to get their hair done

Why are hairdressers great at basketball? image

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

 Why did the man give up being a taxi driver? image

 Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

 What time is your dentist appointment? image

 What time is your dentist appointment?

 What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to image

 What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to

 How does NASA organize a company party? image

 How does NASA organize a company party?

 How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? image

 How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

 You know there's no official training for trash collectors? image

 You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

 Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol? image

 Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the camera

 Why was the nurse afraid of camping? image

 Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

 Why was the mime upset? image

 Why was the mime upset?

 Why was the math book sad? image

 Why was the math book sad?

 Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat? image

 Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robot