Science

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

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How do scientists grow fruit?

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Why did the two red blood cells break up?

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Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

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What does algae do when it's in trouble?

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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

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How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

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Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

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What is the solar system's favorite candy?

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Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

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Why did the cloud date the fog?

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Do you know the name Pavlov?

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What is the best type of science to study with your family?

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What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

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What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

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Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

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Why did electricity win the race?

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Why do all the planets get along?

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What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

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What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

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What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

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